Its official – ‘New Year, New Me’ time is upon us once again. And whilst we all start the year with the best of intentions, come February that gym membership is cancelled, carbs are firmly back in our lives, and those resolutions are left for ‘next year’. Yeah…right!
Expectation: I want the best beach bod for Summer ’18. No pain, no gain!
Reality: Owww. The gym hurts!
Expectation: These acai bowls for breakfast are going to be so tasty
Reality: When did fruit get so expensive? Pass the pizza!
Getting Over Your Ex
Expectation: Right, it’s time to move on *deletes ex boyfriends number*
Reality: Gets a ‘Happy New Year x’ text at 12:03 on January 1st
Starting A New Hobby
Expectation: Right, I’m going to learn to play an instrument
Reality: A guitar costs HOW MUCH?! Pfft
Expectation: It’ll be tight, but when I get paid I’ll spend half and save half
Reality: HANDBAG SALE?!!!
Getting A New Job
Expectation: It’s time I had a proper career. I’ll update my CV and go to some networking events!
Reality: I hate people
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