Ah, online dating. You’re either chatting to Ryan from Leeds who sends NSFW selfies or matching a 9/10 who hits you with ‘hey beautiful’ and you have to sound the F-boy warning alarm and run a mile.
And so after a bit of a dating dry spell and in attempt to avoid any more unoriginal one-liners, I tried a different approach to swiping right. With a little help from Regina George and co and a list of Mean Girls quotes.
Here’s how I got on…
He didn’t call…
If in doubt, compliment…
Or give great health advice…
FYI, a panda GIF is never okay (especially after that speech)…
Sometimes silence is golden…
*tumbleweed*
Guess he was both…
And then my faith in humanity was restored…
And again…
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