It’s rare they happen but when they do, it’s fair to say we lose our sh*t. Warmth. Less layers and beer gardens. Here’s the stages of a British heatwave you’ll go through, as told by Britney Spears.
1. Hearing the news a heatwave’s coming
Cancel all plans
2. When people try to play it down
No negative Natalies around pls
3. When your boss actually expects you to still come into work
Y THO?
4. So you start thinking of imaginative reasons to be off sick
It’s my dog’s first day at work so I need to be around to support him
5. FINALLY getting to ditch the coat
It’s time for my arms to see the sun now
6. And you envisage all of the lit white outfits you’ll be able to rock
With the tan you’ll obvs get
7. Waking up the morning of
IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS
8. Any time you step outside
Sunglasses are a must
9. When your mates have booked the day off but you haven’t
*Unfollows*
10. The disbelief at not being immediately sent home from work
But I’ll work outside in the sun. Promise
11. The colleague who dares to complain about it being too warm
Shhhh
12. Dreaming of the ice creams and beer gardens like
Enough said
13. When the sun hits you
Yassssss
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