Even if you’re officially an adult – sometimes the girl inside us just ain’t ready to commit to that adult way of life. Here’s the signs you’re not quite there yet…
1. You still don’t iron your clothes
I mean, what were hair straighteners invented for, amiright?
2. You spend your wage on pointless sh*t every month
And live on beans on toast for the week running up to payday. When will you learn?
3. You still get inappropriately drunk on the reg
You couldn’t handle tequila shots back in the day and you DEFFO can’t now
4. Your cooking skills are nothing to be desired
And on the menu this week is pasta, pasta, and er – more pasta
5. You’re in a committed relationship with Netflix
EVERYBODY re-watches Gossip Girl at least three times, it’s okay
6. You set about 5 alarms every morning
But still snooze through ’em all and end up running late. *Sighs*
7. Not to mention you stay up past midnight every night
‘Cos we’d rather scroll through Insta than catch our zzzs, let’s be real
8. Scary letter arrives in the post?
*CALLS DAD FOR HELP*
9. You’re still on bad terms with your exes
No Dan, I’m not bloody happy for you and your new girlfriend, you hear me?
10. You hesitate when people ask how old you are
And you have no intention of being a boring old adult – least not for a while anyway…
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