Beauty and The Beast turns 25 this month. And don’t get me wrong, I love Disney. Who doesn’t? But whilst I’m on board with the fantasy, it’s fair to say, Belle set me up for a life fail. Here’s 10 unrealistic expectations she set.
That I could rustle up this statement dress
There’s not a shop around for miles, that’s all I’m saying
That I could hang out with a lit candle
Health and safety much?
That food would literally come to me on a plate, dancing
Only happens in my dreams
That animals would greet me with grace
That I’d look this fly in a hood
Heard of wind and rain? This would not last ten seconds
Or that my pesky fringe would stay put with a simple stroke
I’m going to need some hairspray at least
That my snow angel would come out so chic
Bring on the Boomerang
That my hair would look incredible come any weather
The rain is not dampening her ‘do
That I’d go to places like this
It’s who you know I suppose?
And that I’d want to sing at every opportunity
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