1. Your Instagram is full of your cat and nothing but your cat
That’s right you bought a cat. Problem?
2. Netflix doesn’t bother asking if you’re still watching anymore
It knows you are.
3. Your Tinder says there’s no one new left in a 25 mile radius
That’s right you’ve flicked through them all.
4. Sharing a bed makes you so sad
Star-fishing > spooning.
5. Friday nights are made for ordering too much take away and siting in your pants
And you’re totally okay with that.
6. PDA makes you sick
Get a room people.
7. You are your own cheerleader
Go get it girl, you got this!
8. You’re serious about Netflix and chill
You actually think they want to chill and eat their body weight in Nachos with you – so you bring the salsa, obvs.
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