Who doesn’t love sippin’ on a glass of prosecco (or two?). If the fizz is your chosen poison, you’ll be allll too familiar with these stages…
1. Finding the perf excuse to crack it open
And YES – drinking it ‘cos you’re a boss ass b*tch counts as a valid reason
2. Gathering up the gals
Friends that drink prosecco together, stay together
3. Feelin’ classy AF
Sure the bottle is cheap as hell, but you’re still feelin’ mighty fancy
4. Boomerang time
The squad know the drill – get your glasses in, girls!
5. Being pleasantly surprised how good it tastes
Like, this is scarily easy to drink, amiright?
6. Hitting the halfway mark
The prosecco is going down a treat – time to get in another bottle, ladies!
7. Requesting an ice bucket
Just ‘cos you’re wanting a lil’ bit of VIP treatment RN
8. Accepting you’re majorly tipsy
*Cue the drunk texting and DMCS*
9. Heading home
You said you’re going for “quiet drinks”, but it’s somehow 3AM
10. Waking up with a banging headache
But you’re willing to suffer for the things you love. Prosecco for life!
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