Show me a girl who says she isn’t any of these people after a night out, and I will show you a liar. This is you and the squad every weekend, without fail.
1. The Crier
*Looks at takeaway menu* ‘You guys… They’ve got Hawaiian pizza… That was Adam’s FAVOURITE PIZZ-AAAAAAH-AH-AH-AAAAH’ *Kim K’s ugly cry follows*
Mate, I think I speak for us all when I say that nobody gives a sh*t about Adam’s pizza choices. Also, please get off of his Instagram. You’re 62 weeks deep now and it’s making everyone else nervous for you.
