13 year old me: ‘I’m going to be married by 25, have myself a cute little house, a brand new BMW and will be bossing it at my dream job.’
23 year old me: ‘LOL. What is anything? Help me plz’
This is a shout-out to everyone who feels lost, is constantly comparing themselves to randomers on social media, and generally doesn’t have a friggin’ clue what they’re doing with their life.
‘When I was your age, I had already had my second baby’.
Well, grandma, I’ve just downloaded Tinder again for the 5th time.