Tinder had a total mare last night and decided to wipe away millions of people’s matches. I mean, okay, most of them back in our lives now, but we can’t be dealing with that BS again. Here are just some of the reasons why you should grab life by the b*lls and get those digits before the universe tries to tear you apart… again.

1. You hit ’em with the classic ‘I’m not actually into messaging on here, I’m more of a Whatsapp kinda gal’. AKA, I am much better than this so let’s take the party elsewhere.