Consider yourself a dream to drive with? Take a gander at this list and try and tell me you’re not one of these lot once you’re behind a wheel. I dare you.

1. The Hot Mess

If you don’t have a friend that uses their car as a bin on wheels… then guess what? You are that friend.

A trip to the cinema seems like a great idea, until you’re faced with the task of  swimming through a sea of plastics bottles, receipts and left-over wrappers from Maccies.

Your car smells of chips and sadness. Take me home immediately.