by Jess Jepson

While the majority of us are overly-excited by the thought of fashion must-haves, unicorn merch and, of course, emoji poo cushions, when it comes to celeb gifts they’re a whole new ball game.

They’re often worth more than our house, car and ALL our belongings times by like, a million! Insane, right? So in run up to the big man’s visit this month, let’s take a look back over the most insane celebrity gifts EVER…

Ridin’ Ma Pony…

Lady Gaga lived every little girl’s fantasy when she was surprised with a wonderful white horse, dressed in a huge pink bow, last Christmas. The present came from from her record label bosses John Janick and Steve Berman. She was ever so grateful, even posting pic to her Instagram to thank them. Stay humble Gaga, stay humble.

#CoupleGoals

It comes as no surprise that loves young dream Jelena make this list. *All the feels* Back in their glory days of 2011, in celebration of Selena’s birthday Bieber rented out the entire Staples Center, for a private viewing of Titanic. Does it GET any more romantic? I think not.

Victoria’s Vineyard

Here come the real #couplegoals. Every girls fantasy man, David Beckham, gifted his wife Victoria a vineyard in California’s Napa Valley, reportedly costing him a seven figure sum. Yep, really.

Oh So Cheesy

John Legend gave Chrissy Teigan the present of her dreams… a giant cheese roll. Each to their own, right? It certainly made her happy though, as she documented her delight through a series of Instagram posts. It’s not the most expensive on the list, but it’s definitely rather insane.

Not Your Average Pen

Back in the days of Robsten, Robert Pattinson gifted Kristen Stewart with a limited edition white gold Tibaldi Bentley Crewe fountain pen, costing $40,000! Pattinson spared no expense, even having the pen specially engraved with the words: ‘From R.’ What to get the girl who has everything, eh?

3, 2, 1…Lift off!

Katy Perry bought her ex-hubby Russell Brand a birthday trip to space, aboard Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic space ship, for the insane price of $200,000. It’s a shame their marriage came to a halt before the rocket even lifted off the ground.

BFF Bikes

Courteney Cox spoilt Jennifer Aniston, gifting her an amazing $12,000 bike after she told her she was sick of traffic. I’m sick of traffic too, but nobody has bought me a $12,000 bike yet? UGH. They’re the definition of #friendshipgoals.

I-sland Love You So Much

Angelina Jolie bought her ex-hubby a heart-shaped island, just off the coast of New York City, as a 50th birthday present. Imagine owning an actual island, worth a jaw-dropping $12.2 million. The island even comes with two designer homes and a heli-pad. And with Angelina Jolie by your side, what more could you want?!

The Weird & Wonderful

With Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds being one of Hollywood’s most idyllic couples, we often forget that they haven’t been together since, like, forever. Once upon a time, Ryan was married to Scarlett Johannson. However, judging by this weird gift, maybe their romance is best to be forgotten. As a 31st birthday present, Scarlett presented Ryan with one of her pearly white wisdom teeth, coated in gold, on a necklace…whatever floats your boat?

Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Beyoncé’s ex-bandmate Kelly Rowland spared no expenses when it came to the birth of little Blue Ivy, gifting her a $5,200 Swarovski-crystal studded bathtub. Giving the phrase sparkly clean a whole new meaning!

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