Whether it’s 10 minutes or 10 hours, we’ve all experienced the dreaded aftermath of sending a text and not knowing if you’ll ever get a reply…

3 Minutes After You’ve Hit Send

I mean if they reply now, they’re well too keen…I don’t even know why I’m checking to see if my phone lights up.

10 Minutes Post Send

Okay, why haven’t they replied? They have 100% looked at their phone in 10 minutes. You’re telling me it’s been 600 seconds and they haven’t looked even once?! They must think I’m stupid.

20 Minutes Of Waiting

I tried and there’s nothing more I can do. Maybe he’s just not for me… Actually come to think of it, I don’t even really like him that much anyway. He’s done me a favour not replying, bye hun!

30 Minutes Later

Phone vibrates…I don’t know what I was even worrying out, it’s only been half an hour and he’s obviously been busy. Checks messages to find it’s just one of the girls asking if he’s replied yet.

45 Minutes Post Send

Realising there’s a chance it might not have actually gone through! I have full signal and the wifi is working, but these things happen right?!

1 Full Hour Since Send

Yep, it defo went through. I’m just going to leave my phone in the other room, I spend way too much time on it any way.

2 HOURS Later

It’s not even funny anymore, it’s actually quite rude. Like, what could someone have been doing for 2 hours?! Omg, bet he’s on a date.

2 hours 20 minutes

He’s replied!!!!!!!!!!

2 hours 21 minutes

Sends sassy reply. He’ll be none the wiser that I was even annoyed.

2 hours 21 minutes, 10 seconds

Realises after waiting over 2 hours for a reply, that you’ve just messaged straight back. FML

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