It’s February. For some, the gym membership you signed up for on the 2nd January (post New Year’s hangover, obvs) is but a distant memory. For others, you’re one month into your new gym bunny lifestyle and are starting to become a lil’ obsessed with MyFitnessPal.
If you’ve managed to maintain your new workout mojo, you’ve no doubt mentally sworn yourself to the unwritten rules, or gym commandments we all commit to…
Thou shalt skip the induction…
How hard can it be?!
Thou shalt sign up to ALL of the classes…
And complain for the entire duration of every single one.
Thou shalt always make it known you’re going to the gym…
Tweet it, ‘gram it, tell the whole office as you’re going for lunchtime HIIT (even when you’re screaming inside.) You are the image of health RN.
Thou shalt always “pretend” to turn up the spin dial…
Put that drama GCSE to good use, girl.
Thou shalt make a specific gym playlist…
And dance like nobody’s watching.
Thou shalt sign up to a PT…
Just because he’s kinda fit. (We said kind of.)
Thou shalt always shame your workout wife when she bails…
Don’t do this to me, Megan!
Wanna look lit while you get fit?
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