The Mother Hen
Whether it’s a place for pre-drinks, or you just need to borrow a tampon the DL, this one has your back at all times. You can already picture her in her 40s with 3 kids under belt, rocking a comfortable pair of shoes teamed with a fleece.
Now, we all know for a fact that this girl is seeing EVERYTHING that we’re saying (and not just because we actually occasionally go and check to see if she’s still alive). She’s just too busy being mysterious to bother replying.
1 new notification. Message from Charlotte. She’s found a glamping deal on Groupon and is demanding £70 quid from everyone before the end of the day to book it. The woman has zero chill.
4. The Over-Sharer
I mean, we didn’t actually ask to hear about you and the BF’s cute romantic weekend away to The Lakes, but sure… all of us single ones are loving every minute of this. Please, tell us more. It’s not like we’re running out of data or anything.
5. The One Everyone Ignores
Bless her. We love her, she tries… but nobody can be bothered. She’s either freaking out about something/someone stupid, or is sending us drunk messages from Maccies at 3am that make zero sense.
6. The One Everyone Loves
Now this one will get a reply EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. She’s the sassy glue that holds you all together.