{"id":49039,"date":"2018-04-29T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-04-29T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=49039"},"modified":"2018-04-29T13:00:08","modified_gmt":"2018-04-29T12:00:08","slug":"stages-going-festival","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/us\/story\/stages-going-festival","title":{"rendered":"Stages Of Going To A Festival"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n


\nFrom needing to nap way too early to the extra AF outfits, here are the stages you’ll most probably go through.
\n <\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n

1. It\u2019s time to start investing in the most extravagant outfits<\/h3>\n

And ALL the glitter\u2013 who cares what the weather forecast says?!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Love<\/a><\/p>\n

2. You go too hard in the queue<\/h3>\n

And have to nap as soon as you get the tent up.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n

3. The first act is almost on.<\/h3>\n

Time to don your flower crowns and get a quick snap #festivalvibes.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Excited<\/a><\/p>\n

4. Get your wellies ready<\/h3>\n

Nothing will stop your dance moves!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n

5. Stop. Selfie time<\/h3>\n

You girls are the selfie queens, get yourself in front of that sign and let everyone know where you are!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n

6. #sorrynotsorry to the poor guys in front of you when you jump on them<\/h3>\n

\u2018cause nothing\u2019s gonna stop you Snapchatting the whole thing.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n

7. You\u2019re a man down<\/h3>\n

She was already drunk when you agreed your meeting point and is probs facedown in a field \u2013 don\u2019t worry you\u2019ll find her tomorrow.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n

8. You realise you\u2019re out of dry shampoo<\/h3>\n

And you\u2019re only two days in\u2026<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n

9. How is it time to leave already?!<\/h3>\n

You disown your tent \u2013 you don\u2019t have the energy to carry it and its covered in gin anyway.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\"Pretty<\/a><\/p>\n

10. You all swear you\u2019ll never drink again…<\/h3>\n

…Whilst buying your next tickets away on the journey home and fall asleep on the poor person next to you. Soz hun.
\n 
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