{"id":43400,"date":"2018-01-02T16:00:18","date_gmt":"2018-01-02T16:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=43400"},"modified":"2018-01-02T16:00:26","modified_gmt":"2018-01-02T16:00:26","slug":"12-stages-dry-jan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/us\/story\/12-stages-dry-jan","title":{"rendered":"12 Stages Of Dry Jan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/irPxRRzMTMFd6\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Christmas is over. And if Jan wasn&#8217;t blue enough, it&#8217;s about to get bluer. Alcohol has been banished. Will we fail? Will we succeed and swerve the spiced rums? Whichever way this challenge goes, here are the stages you&#8217;ll most likely be dragged through.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o7aTxEaLpqo6YWgPS\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>1. Jan 1st<\/h3>\n<p>Give up happy hour? Sure. I&#8217;m stronger than this. Bye bye pornstar martinis and hello way more money in my account. For other things. Other non drinking things&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/pquWIaHkwntJu\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>2. Hitting The Bar On Your First Fizz-Free Night<\/h3>\n<p>&#8220;Want a drink?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/tw1zMQrM2IhC8\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/h3>\n<h3>3. So You Gotta Be All Like<\/h3>\n<p>Momma didn&#8217;t raise no fool.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xT9KVgibH4A43BfUvC\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>4. When You Friends Try To Get You To Break<\/h3>\n<p>And it&#8217;s day five of\u00a0<strong>forever.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o7TKr5cYpUPWQyd8I\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>5. Your First Weekend Waking Up Hangover Free<\/h3>\n<p>And your friends can&#8217;t leave their beds. U OK HUNS?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/10ikeyz0han4zK\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>6. So Now You Can Actually Do Things On Your Weekend<\/h3>\n<p>The downward dog in yoga. See some art in a gallery. Climb Everest (OK too far).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xT9KVLGXaQGOCKKcne\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>7. Becoming Suspicious Of Every Drink Offered<\/h3>\n<p>Even though you really want a white wine RN.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xT9KViqf7pj34lvmY8\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>8. When You Get Given A Soft Drink<\/h3>\n<p>Coke? Where&#8217;s the rum?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o7aTLkyh3yAG6DEuQ\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>9. &#8220;But Think Of All The Money You&#8217;re Saving&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p>Fab.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/fbXgoYN48hTTq\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>10. When You Feel Like It Must Almost Be Over<\/h3>\n<p>But it&#8217;s actually just been three days.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/2i4f8TXz0S3UQ\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>11. 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