{"id":43259,"date":"2017-12-25T12:00:01","date_gmt":"2017-12-25T12:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=43259"},"modified":"2017-12-25T12:00:03","modified_gmt":"2017-12-25T12:00:03","slug":"12-stages-christmas-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/us\/story\/12-stages-christmas-day","title":{"rendered":"The 12 Stages of Christmas Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-43138\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thefix.boohoo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/dc-xmas.gif?resize=500%2C273&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"273\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Because everyone goes through these same stages on Christmas Day&#8230;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">1. OMGGG it\u2019s Christmas!!!<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-43139\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thefix.boohoo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/xmas-1.gif?resize=480%2C264&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"264\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">2. Unless you\u2019re hungover from the night before. Then your morning starts something like&#8230;<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-43140\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thefix.boohoo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/hungover-cat.gif?resize=439%2C281&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"439\" height=\"281\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">3. Champagne for breakfast? Because you probably won&#8217;t drink enough alcohol today anyway.<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l4Jzgmad24DGBqQ4U\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">4. But you went hard on Christmas Eve, so feel instant regret.<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3oEjHGnY8oB4BHVTP2\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">5. Is it even Christmas without scoffing chocolates from the Quality Street tin?<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xTk9ZZ3SEwOh9x4xPi\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">6. PRESENTS!!! But as a grown up, its mainly stuff you\u2019ll throw in a drawer and never use. Adulting is pants sometimes.<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o7btO8WLQFyw2q0Qo\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">7. When is the food getting here??<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/hCiQVo1dzVwPu\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">8. Realising that you\u2019re meant to be helping in the kitchen this year.<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/uiROs4sRRYBQ4\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">9. ALL. THE. 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