{"id":40411,"date":"2017-10-29T16:00:31","date_gmt":"2017-10-29T16:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=40411"},"modified":"2017-10-29T16:00:33","modified_gmt":"2017-10-29T16:00:33","slug":"7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/us\/story\/7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway","title":{"rendered":"7 Stages Of Ordering A Takeaway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">No matter how much we say no, sometimes that little voice inside your head screams random food at you and you end up trying to fill a craving; a craving for anything that has been fried or melted or even better; both!<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway_81302_97692.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Stages Of Ordering A Takeaway\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Stage 1<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b><i>Should I?<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Do I really need a takeaway, could I just get something from the freezer? But then again, do I really want to get something from the freezer?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway_47041_83150.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Stages Of Ordering A Takeaway\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Stage 2<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><b><i>Coming To Terms With Your Decision\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Big SIGH and okay, we can do this, we can order a takeaway \u2013 I\u2019ll just get something small, nothing too heavy; might even go for an evening run after eating it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway_16026_77480.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Stages Of Ordering A Takeaway\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Stage 3<\/h2>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;font-weight: 200;text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\"><i>What Do I Order?\u00a0<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">CHOICES! CHOICES, EVERYWHERE! Why are there so many cuisines? I mean I\u2019ve never even had Lebanese but I\u2019m <b>seriously<\/b> considering it, I mean, their delivery is 5 minutes quicker than the kebab house. OOOOOH kebab *smirky face emoji*<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway_58660_24020.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Stages Of Ordering A Takeaway\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Stage 4<\/h2>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;font-weight: 200;text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\"><i>Justification\u00a0<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Okay so a large pizza, chips and 6 pieces of chicken isn\u2019t excessive? Right? No, I mean I can even have some for lunch tomorrow, so technically I have saved money and, like, the calories are over two days so I won\u2019t even be over my daily calorie allowance? Twice the taste, same amount of calories! WIN.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway_50720_45256.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Stages Of Ordering A Takeaway\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Stage 5<\/h2>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;font-weight: 200;text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\"><i>The Wait\u00a0<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">I\u2019ve not seen that car before? Damn it, not my food! That\u2019s a new car? Damn it, not my food! Is that\u2026 No it can\u2019t be\u2026 is it? Damn it, not my food. I\u2019ll just nip to the toilet before it comes\u2026 KNOCK KNOCK. Damn it, food\u2019s here!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway_55815_89832.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Stages Of Ordering A Takeaway\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Stage 6<\/h2>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;font-weight: 200;text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\"><i>The Eating<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;font-weight: 200;text-align: center\">Here comes the absolute 10 minutes of silence eating the wonderful goodness.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-stages-of-ordering-a-takeaway_54082_19232.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Stages Of Ordering A Takeaway\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center\">Stage 7<\/h2>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;font-weight: 200;text-align: center\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\"><i>The Food Coma<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;font-weight: 200;text-align: center\">We all know what comes next: the food coma and the unbeatable urge to take a nap from all the effort that just took. 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