{"id":40111,"date":"2017-10-27T18:00:17","date_gmt":"2017-10-27T17:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=40111"},"modified":"2017-10-27T18:00:18","modified_gmt":"2017-10-27T17:00:18","slug":"5-girls-get-3am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/us\/story\/5-girls-get-3am","title":{"rendered":"5 Girls You Get At 3am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thefix.boohoo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/_73680_745061.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u00a0Show me a girl who says she isn&#8217;t any of these people after a night out, and I will show you a liar. This is you and the squad every weekend, without fail.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">1. The Crier<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">*Looks at takeaway menu* &#8216;You guys&#8230; They&#8217;ve got Hawaiian pizza&#8230; That was Adam&#8217;s FAVOURITE PIZZ-AAAAAAH-AH-AH-AAAAH&#8217; *Kim K&#8217;s ugly cry follows*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Mate, I think I speak for us all when I say that nobody gives a sh*t about Adam&#8217;s pizza choices. Also, please get off of his Instagram. You&#8217;re 62 weeks deep now and it&#8217;s making everyone else nervous for you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thefix.boohoo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/_33066_938051.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">2. The Houdini\/Disappearing Act<\/h3>\n<p>But seriously, how do you do this every. Single. TIME? We pre-drink, we form a plan, we queue up&#8230; Then BAM. We get inside and probably won&#8217;t see you for a solid week now. Bye, then?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thefix.boohoo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/_68888_622741.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">3. The Hangry One<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">This one can be found running her mouth at the poor sods working at the 24 hour McDonalds. She&#8217;s practically climbing over the counter just so she can get her mits on that extra BBQ sauce which they forgot about. One word: feral.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thefix.boohoo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/_08787_106111.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">4. The Toddler<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">So, at this point, she has done one of the following:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">1. Lost her phone\/dropped it in mayonnaise<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">2. Tried to eat her cheesy chips, but actually has more on her dress than in her mouth<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">3. Made her bed for the night on a random kerb with a pizza box for a pillow<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thefix.boohoo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/_25110_122741.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center\">5. The Social Butterfly<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Nevermind us, this one has formed a whole new squad in the space of 20 minutes. 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