{"id":35271,"date":"2017-12-12T20:00:28","date_gmt":"2017-12-12T20:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/?p=35271"},"modified":"2017-12-12T20:00:33","modified_gmt":"2017-12-12T20:00:33","slug":"10-things-know-youre-always-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/us\/story\/10-things-know-youre-always-late","title":{"rendered":"10 Things You Know If You\u2019re Always Late"},"content":{"rendered":"

If – like, me, you were born late, then I\u2019m pretty sure we were set up for a fall. We were pretty destined to be forever late, amiright?<\/p>\n

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1. I’m just setting off now…<\/strong><\/h3>\n

You frantically type as you begin your hour long make up routine, or worse, hop in the shower.<\/p>\n

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2. I\u2019ve got loaaads of time\u2026<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Convincing yourself you have plenty of time. Way, WAY more than you actually do\u2026<\/p>\n

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3. Denial, Denial, Denial<\/strong><\/h3>\n

No matter how many times someone tries to warn you that you\u2019re gonna be late, you dismiss it. I mean of course you\u2019re not, you have plenty of time\u2026right? WRONG.<\/p>\n

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4. Snooze Fest<\/strong><\/h3>\n

You hit every single snooze and lay in bed until the very last minute. Literally.<\/p>\n

<\/h3>\n

5. Speedy Gonzalez<\/strong><\/h3>\n

You\u2019ve mastered the art of getting completely ready in 3 minutes flat. Almost.<\/p>\n

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6. Fashionably Late<\/strong><\/h3>\n

You save your outfit experimentation sessions for those special times when you\u2019re already running a solid 30 minutes late.<\/p>\n

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7. Do I REALLY need this job?<\/strong><\/h3>\n

You lay in bed contemplating whether or not you actually really need your job\/money\/a career\u2026<\/p>\n

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8. Fresh out of excuses<\/strong><\/h3>\n

You know it\u2019s bad when you start struggling for excuses. Traffic isn\u2019t a valid excuse anymore, there\u2019s only so many times you can sleep through your alarm, actual emergencies are kinda hard to lie about… But what else can you say? Sorry I\u2019m late, I didn\u2019t really want to come\u2026<\/p>\n

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9. Panic Over<\/strong><\/h3>\n

You no longer even panic about being late, it\u2019s just the norm to you. In fact you embrace it. You are late. Late is you.<\/p>\n

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10. Tactical Time Tricks<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Your friends have become so accustomed to your lateness that they\u2019ve started telling you a 30-minute earlier time, to avoid your consistently late arrivals. They just don\u2019t get that you\u2019ll be late regardless, do they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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