{"id":186,"date":"2016-09-29T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-29T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stylefix.boohoo.com\/us\/story\/top-10-barista-probs"},"modified":"2017-06-22T17:12:41","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T16:12:41","slug":"top-10-barista-probs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/us\/story\/top-10-barista-probs","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Barista Probs"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’ve served your time at any Starbucks, Costa or Nero, you’re gonna know that the struggle just gets way<\/b> too real sometimes… <\/p>\n

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1. When your manager rings and you know they’re going to ask you to do an early open. Sure, I don’t need sleep HAHAHAHA (hate you).<\/p>\n

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2. Then when your alarm goes off at 3.30am the next day. I can’t see a thing and I hate everyone already.<\/p>\n

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3. When you ask for a customer’s name and they think you’re either A. flirting (relax yourself), or B. give you the fakest name they can think of. ‘Grande Caramel Latte for Madonna’<\/p>\n

Yep, well funny you.<\/p>\n

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4. Politely asking a customer how their day is going and them actually giving you an in-depth answer. Oh, so your divorce papers finally went through? Brilliant news! This isn’t over-sharing at all.<\/p>\n

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5. When someone asks for a milkshake. Mate, what do you think this is? ‘Well, we do coolers if you would like one of those, they’re kind of similar’ ‘No. Just a normal milkshake please, love’. <\/p>\n

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6. A random person decides to burst in panting\/sweating and asking where the toilet is. I mean, why have you left it this late in the first place?<\/p>\n

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7. Seeing some poor 18-year-old that is blatantly on work experience coming in with a list as long as your leg. <\/p>\n

Well, this is about to be a sh*t show.<\/p>\n

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8. When you see a coffee shop newby walk in looking hella confused. Then they ask for ‘just a regular, filter coffee’.<\/p>\n

Let’s not do this?   <\/p>\n

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9. That person that is clearly late for a train so they watch every. Single. Little. Move.<\/p>\n

Stop making me nervous and sweaty. I know you’re there.<\/p>\n

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10. When someone jumps in front of everyone in the queue to let you know that the WiFi isn’t working. Oh, sorry, I forgot that I’m also IT support…<\/p>\n

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Don’t fret too much though babes. It’s not forever. One day, you will get that smell of stale espresso out of your clothes, and your Saturdays will be yours once again.<\/p>\n

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