{"id":44299,"date":"2018-01-24T12:01:10","date_gmt":"2018-01-24T12:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=44299"},"modified":"2018-01-24T12:00:13","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T12:00:13","slug":"10-stages-waiting-text-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/au\/story\/10-stages-waiting-text-back","title":{"rendered":"The 10 Stages Of Waiting For A Text Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/26his5i9YJTqsqCyY\/giphy.gif?resize=400%2C275&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"275\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Whether it&#8217;s 10 minutes or 10 hours, we&#8217;ve all experienced the dreaded aftermath of sending a text and not knowing if you&#8217;ll ever get a reply&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">3 Minutes After You&#8217;ve Hit Send<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/rfskmSvktqSoo\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I mean if they reply now, they&#8217;re well too keen&#8230;I don&#8217;t even know why I&#8217;m checking to see if my phone lights up.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">10 Minutes Post Send<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/h4Z6RfuQycdiM\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Okay, why haven&#8217;t they replied? They have 100% looked at their phone in 10 minutes. You&#8217;re telling me it&#8217;s been 600 seconds and they haven&#8217;t looked even once?! They must think I&#8217;m stupid.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">20 Minutes Of Waiting<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3ohk6gUClCPsusz6XS\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I tried and there&#8217;s nothing more I can do. Maybe he&#8217;s just not for me&#8230; Actually come to think of it, I don&#8217;t even really like him that much anyway. He&#8217;s done me a favour not replying, bye hun!<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">30 Minutes Later<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l1CBZJY1CIJx2T5yE\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Phone vibrates&#8230;I don&#8217;t know what I was even worrying out, it&#8217;s only been half an hour and he&#8217;s obviously been busy. Checks messages to find it&#8217;s just one of the girls asking if he&#8217;s replied yet.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">45 Minutes Post Send<\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 16px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l0ErEm6nB5GLwaMa4\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Realising there&#8217;s a chance it might not have actually gone through! I have full signal and the wifi is working, but these things happen right?!<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">1 Full Hour Since Send<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o6ZtrcvLygH8a5qi4\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yep, it defo went through. I&#8217;m just going to leave my phone in the other room, I spend way too much time on it any way.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">2 HOURS Later<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/ypHVUhC2UmqoU\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s not even funny anymore, it&#8217;s actually quite rude. Like, what could someone have been doing for 2 hours?! Omg, bet he&#8217;s on a date.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">2 hours 20 minutes<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/IxKt9HOM1mI80\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He&#8217;s replied!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">2 hours 21 minutes<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l0HlHlV6OXkzE1EQM\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sends sassy reply. He&#8217;ll be none the wiser that I was even annoyed.<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">2 hours 21 minutes, 10 seconds<\/h2>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/axWsua0zHhRXq\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Realises after waiting over 2 hours for a reply, that you&#8217;ve just messaged straight back. 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