{"id":43301,"date":"2017-12-28T12:00:22","date_gmt":"2017-12-28T12:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=43301"},"modified":"2017-12-28T12:00:41","modified_gmt":"2017-12-28T12:00:41","slug":"10-stages-drinking-prosecco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/au\/story\/10-stages-drinking-prosecco","title":{"rendered":"10 Stages Of Drinking Prosecco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/P2inaorY9kiqY\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Who doesn&#8217;t love sippin&#8217; on a glass of prosecco (or two?). If the fizz is your chosen poison, you&#8217;ll be allll too familiar with these stages&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/l2JHVW01MC93XtDMs\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"New Girl party fox drinking GIF\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>1. Finding the perf excuse to crack it open<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">And YES &#8211; drinking it &#8216;cos you&#8217;re a boss ass b*tch counts as a valid reason<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/389FD3oOQr8ly\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>2. Gathering up the gals<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Friends that drink prosecco together, stay together<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/SHzodAxJofcOc\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>3. Feelin&#8217; classy AF\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Sure the bottle is cheap as hell, but you&#8217;re still feelin&#8217; mighty fancy<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/6O0dx56BS2BnG\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>4. Boomerang time<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">The squad know the drill &#8211; get your glasses in, girls!<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/P2inaorY9kiqY\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>5. Being pleasantly surprised how good it tastes<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Like, this is scarily easy to drink, amiright?<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xT0GqEACvHo31kSOFq\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>6. Hitting the halfway mark<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">The prosecco is going down a treat &#8211; time to get in another bottle, ladies!<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/MwymXV9Mkua3e\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>7. Requesting an ice bucket<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Just &#8216;cos you&#8217;re wanting a lil&#8217; bit of VIP treatment RN<\/p>\n<h3><\/h3>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l2QZZtjlyvNXYHyjm\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>8. Accepting you&#8217;re majorly tipsy<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">*Cue the drunk texting and DMCS*<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/FY56lXEc3KY9y\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>9. Heading home<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">You said you&#8217;re going for &#8220;quiet drinks&#8221;, but it&#8217;s somehow 3AM<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/akumB0mlqOGe4\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>10. Waking up with a banging headache<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">But you&#8217;re willing to suffer for the things you love. 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