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\"Leonardo<\/a><\/p>\n

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What girl doesn\u2019t love slipping on a pair of heels to feel glam AF? From wedges to stilettos, they can transform any outfit from drab to an immediate 10\/10. With the festive season now in full swing, it\u2019s a guarantee that most of the galdem will be rocking a pair for Christmas parties or NYE. Well, that is if you can last the night in them\u2026<\/p>\n

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\"Heels<\/a><\/p>\n

1. Euphoria<\/h3>\n

All dressed up and ready to hit the town, you slip on your heels and feel oh so sexy and streamlined. Why don\u2019t you wear heels more often? Feeling confident, you do your best super model strut out of the door. Sucker.<\/p>\n

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\"Awkward<\/a><\/p>\n

2. Denial<\/h3>\n

You start to feel a slight pinch half way through prinks, but no pain no gain, right? After all, Carrie Bradshaw managed to pound the streets of NYC 24\/7 in heels, so you can last one evening\u2026<\/p>\n

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\"Fail<\/a><\/p>\n

3. Panic<\/h3>\n

You\u2019ve only been wearing your heels one or two hours, but already the pain is starting to get worse. And you haven\u2019t even hit the dance floor yet. You pray that a couple of shots will help numb the inevitable agony that awaits.<\/p>\n

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\"Heels<\/a><\/p>\n

4. Self-Loathing<\/h3>\n

Why do you never learn? Why didn\u2019t you pack some flats? Is it weird to ask the bar for some plasters? The clock hasn\u2019t even struck midnight, but you\u2019re already considering pulling a Cinderella.<\/p>\n

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\"Fix<\/a><\/p>\n

5. Defeat<\/h3>\n

The pain is excruciating, and no amount of alcohol can numb the inferno that\u2019s occurring on your feet. It\u2019s time to accept defeat and sit down or get an Uber home. Boo!<\/p>\n

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\"Feets<\/a><\/p>\n

6. Abandonment<\/h3>\n

Have you even been on a night out if you don\u2019t take off your shoes and walk around bare foot\/with some McDonald\u2019s paper bags over your feet? The sweet relief alone is worth navigating the freezing cold and sharp AF pavement.<\/p>\n

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\"Tired<\/a><\/p>\n

7. Never Again<\/h3>\n

Although you\u2019re convinced that you need your feet amputating you\u2019ve somehow made it home. You make the age old empty promise that you\u2019ll never wear heels again, until next weekend of course.<\/p>\n

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GIF source: Giphy<\/a><\/p>\n

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