{"id":40391,"date":"2018-01-04T20:00:39","date_gmt":"2018-01-04T20:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=40391"},"modified":"2018-01-04T20:00:52","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T20:00:52","slug":"8-stages-of-drunk-texting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/au\/story\/8-stages-of-drunk-texting","title":{"rendered":"8 Stages Of Drunk Texting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/100rSNJX2O0QJG\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u00a0A good portion of the galdem would be lying if they said they\u2019d never fallen victim to drunk texting. Despite your mates trying to intervene, this sin is usually committed when you\u2019re feeling sad, when you\u2019re feeling happy, and everywhere in between. In fact, it usually starts along the lines of\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o8doPHEM30qwVhqp2\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">1. You make a pact with your BFFs during prinks<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">You solemnly swear that you will not text Brad during girl\u2019s night. We all know you\u2019re lying<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o7aTpFglw46r5BfHi\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">2. You start to get cravings<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">En route to the club, stood in the queue, at the cloakrooms. Those all familiar cravings start to set in, but you keep your cool<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xZywrSNgDMB56\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">3. Drink = Distraction<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">You head to the bar and order a few doubles as well as a shot round for your mates. Who needs boys when you have tequila?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xUPGczqRp9krttLr4A\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">4. Dancefloor Doubts<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Despite throwing the best shapes in the club, the cravings to text Brad are getting stronger. Maybe a trip to the bathroom will calm you down<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/100rSNJX2O0QJG\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">5. Bathroom Antics<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">This was a bad idea. You\u2019re surrounded by girls either crying over lame boys or bragging about their SO. Maybe one text won\u2019t hurt, he needs to know how you feel, right?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/xTiTnfF6WtvfFnX8K4\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">6. The Showdown<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">You\u2019re drafting out the drunk text to end all drunk texts. At this point, your mates are either trying to reason with your or they\u2019re proof reading. Either way, they\u2019ve got your back<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">7. The Uber Home<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Text sent, you feel smug and empowered as you head home. Whether he\u2019s ghosted, behaved like a f*** boy, or forgotten to take the bins out, you\u2019ve shown him, you sassy thing you<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/4uVyQiFGLicuI\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center\">8. The Next Morning<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">There is no greater fear than beer fear. Hazily, you begin damage control from last night and swear you\u2019ll never do it again. Until next weekend of course<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>GIF source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giphy.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Giphy<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[183],"tags":[4712,3104,4665,4713,4714],"class_list":["post-40391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-au","tag-drunk-au","tag-life-au","tag-lifestyle-au","tag-stages-of-au","tag-texting-au"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - 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