{"id":40288,"date":"2018-03-25T19:00:20","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T18:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com?p=40288"},"modified":"2018-03-26T10:24:36","modified_gmt":"2018-03-26T09:24:36","slug":"7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/au\/story\/7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done","title":{"rendered":"7 Painful Stages of Getting Your Hair Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/yT3Ivg7z0BCda\" width=\"480\" height=\"269\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You know the drill. Payday is around the corner, so obvs you wanna treat yo&#8217;self. So you book yourself a hair appointment in the hope that you&#8217;ll feel pampered AF and have people questioning if <i>you,<\/i><b>\u00a0<\/b>are in fact, Becky with the good hair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Buuuuuuut yeah&#8230; no chance. Here&#8217;s the grim reality of getting yo&#8217; hurr did.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"giphy-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/uKPYBldY0ms0\" width=\"480\" height=\"387\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span class=\"dfs11\">1. The Gown<\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You rock up, and before you&#8217;ve even got a chance to sit down, you&#8217;re a grown adult being dressed like a toddler that&#8217;s just got out of the bath. Please, just give me the bloody gown and stop making it weird.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done_70770_41995.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Painful Stages of Getting Your Hair Done\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span class=\"dfs11\">2. Show and tell<\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Time to whip out that picture you found on Insta which you&#8217;ve been obsessed with for weeks, and pray to the high heavens that they get what you&#8217;re after. So you explain yourself an extra 5 times&#8230; you know, just to be on the safe side. Not annoying at all.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8216;Yep, so just some soft balayage please. You guys do that, right? Do you want to look at the picture again? Oh and just a trim please. Literally nothing off of the length. Did I mention the balayage?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done_30703_87600.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Painful Stages of Getting Your Hair Done\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span class=\"dfs11\">3. The wash<\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8216;Would you like to come over to the backwash?&#8217; Aka, would you like to come over and distort your neck and have your scalp burnt? SURE! I&#8217;m so down.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And obviously, this is the perfect time for small talk. &#8216;Are you doing anything nice this weekend? Plans for the rest of the day?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done_36504_96837.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Painful Stages of Getting Your Hair Done\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span class=\"dfs11\">4. Mirror mirror<\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT I LOOK LIKE THIS???<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What other time are you expected to sit down and stare at your reflection with sopping, wet hair for an hour? Oh yeah, that&#8217;s right. NEVER. Because it&#8217;s hideous.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Nothing like a bit of fluorescent lighting to really bring out my blackheads and eye bags. Oh, and say hello to the white line around the side of your head where they&#8217;ve rinsed off your foundation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Just stunning.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done_33557_33212.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Painful Stages of Getting Your Hair Done\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span class=\"dfs11\">\u00a0<\/span><\/b><b><span class=\"dfs11\">5. The back<\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Right, she&#8217;s trotted off to go and get a mirror. Quick, time to practice how weirdly happy you are to be looking at the back of your head.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8216;Aww I love it! It&#8217;s great, thank you so much&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You little liar.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done_46508_58515.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Painful Stages of Getting Your Hair Done\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span class=\"dfs11\">6. Get your coat<\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Time to face the big, bad world.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s okay, hun. You can do this. Just put on every accessory possibly. And whatever you do&#8230; do NOT cry until you have stepped foot out of that salon. Hold it together.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done_42010_27293.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Painful Stages of Getting Your Hair Done\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span class=\"dfs11\">7. Kim K ugly crying<\/span><\/b><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Okay&#8230; NOW you can cry.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If you haven&#8217;t spent 10 minutes sobbing into your steering wheel after a trip, then you my friend, are a liar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Time to take a detour to Tesco for a Nice N&#8217; Easy kit and pray that you don&#8217;t have to call in sick on Monday.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"collage i1\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"collage-image i1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.styla.com\/resizer\/org_0x0\/7-painful-stages-of-getting-your-hair-done_61631_88616.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"7 Painful Stages of Getting Your Hair Done\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i><span class=\"dfs9\">Image source: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giphy.com\" target=\"_blank\" 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