{"id":34434,"date":"2017-12-09T20:00:41","date_gmt":"2017-12-09T20:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/?p=34434"},"modified":"2017-11-27T14:07:10","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T14:07:10","slug":"7-stages-hangover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thefix.boohoo.com\/au\/story\/7-stages-hangover","title":{"rendered":"7 Stages Of A Hangover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/zzSWAAAKSSbVm\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\" movies reactions cameron diaz hungover bad teacher GIF\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ah &#8211; the classic dreaded hangover. Some of us will know these stages a lil&#8217; bit too well&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/r6BjJgDkeQcGA\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\" fabulous hair flip nicole richie smug GIF\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>9am &#8211; Ignorance is Bliss<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Last night was unreal and you\u2019re still totally buzzing. Your feet hurt from dancing and you feel slightly fuzzy but you\u2019re pretty smug RN. Life is good.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/uxNhpnnEHjO7K\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\" stressed GIF\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>12pm\u00a0Reality Hits<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don\u2019t speak too soon my little cherub. After a gigantic \u2018damage control\u2019 fry-up and a fizzy drink you feel totally invincible, until your whole world caves in, the moment you actually start to sober up.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/Ib7IGVWEhvClW\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\" all star weekend 11 GIF\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>2pm\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Beer Fear Central<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Palpitations? Check. Beer sweats? Check. Tequila radiating from your pores? Yup. And then the anxiety kicks in. Who did you text last night? What is that bruise on your thigh &amp; why do you have a missed call from someone called \u2018Fried Chicken Paul\u2019?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In a breathless panic you immediately check your bank balance and call your BFF for some answers pronto!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/kqrOUzkmODGE\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\" hungover GIF\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>4pm\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Game Over<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">When will this ever end? The bright lights and loud noises are just too much and the sunglasses become a permanent fixture. Nothing can curb your thirst and you\u2019ve resorted to lying on the bathroom floor, just in case your fry-up makes a second appearance. Those famous last words, \u201cI\u2019m NEVER drinking again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/sGWkNwJ3JKwOA\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\" cry GIF\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>6pm\u00a0The Fetal\u00a0Position<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cIf you need me I\u2019ll just be curled up in a ball in this corner over here\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You\u2019ve lost all hope of recovering anytime soon, all dignity from flashing your pants at a bar full of people last night and any irrational thought goes out of the window.\u00a0 Can someone get me a cuddle on speed dial and a box of tissues so I can cry at the adverts and wallow in my own self-pity? Woe is me.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media.giphy.com\/media\/mnqTEpnGg12x2\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\" hangover GIF\" \/><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>8pm\u00a0Gluttony<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Queue my Man Vs Food moment, it\u2019s a moment to be proud of. Half of the take-out menu inhaled in one sitting and then you wonder if that ice cream is still in the freezer? Zero f***s given, carbs are the only way out!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/l0MYH8Q83CXvKzXyM\/giphy.gif?w=800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"TV One dancing mad radio GIF\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>10pm\u00a0Ray of Light<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You dig deep and find a smidge of positivity. After a good night\u2019s sleep, everything may actually be okay. Tomorrow you\u2019ll wake a whole new woman, stronger and wiser after your near death experience and you begin to rationalise your actions. You needed to let off some steam after all? Next time you won\u2019t mix your drinks?\u00a0 If I\u2019d have eaten dinner I\u2019d have been fine today? It was an amazing night after all?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Little do you realise there\u2019s a second wave of hangover waiting nicely for you tomorrow, good luck with that)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Giph Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/britney-spears-dislike-LRxugmH6BnAEE\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">GIPHY<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah &#8211; the classic dreaded hangover. 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